The Daily News throws a one-two punch at New York (top 10 list below) as tomorrow begins the National League Division Series against the New York Mets. Got any to add to the list of why LA beats NYC?

10. We have Disneyland. You have Coney Island.
9. We have the Pacific. You have the East River.
8. Our women wear bikinis. Your women wear dresses with sneakers.
7. In the winter we ski and surf. You slip and fall.
6. We have squirrels. You have rats.
5. For law enforcement, we rely on Bratton. You rely on Batman.
4. We have Wolfgang Puck. You have the Soup Nazi.
3. To cool off, we jump in the pool. You uncap the fire hydrant.
2. We have the Oscars. You have the Tonys.
1. Like the rest of your talent, the Dodgers left New York for LA.